Sooner or later, it happens to all of us. Though it might seem like high school was just a few years ago, time just keeps creeping by. One day you wake up, look in the mirror and think, “Am I OLD?” Though none of us want to admit it -- Here are the top 10 signs you’re getting old.
#1 YOU'RE LISTENING TO THE "CLASSIC ROCK" STATION
Because you still love those bands you listened to in high school.
#2 YOU WALK OUT THE FRONT DOOR TO CHECK YOUR MAIL
Ask anyone who isn’t old to check their mail, and they’ll open up their email account.
#3 YOU'RE NOT SURE HOW MUCH MEDICINE TO TAKE
Sure, the dosage is written on the side of the bottle. But no matter how many times you move the bottle closer and then farther from your face, you still can’t make out that teeny tiny print.
#4 YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR KEYS (& your car still requires one to start)
Or your wallet. Or your shoes. Or your glasses (hint: the glasses are probably on top of your head).
#5 YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LIVE WITHOUT A CELL PHONE
you've used a rotary phone attached to the wall, without caller ID, and had to wait until 7:00 to have cheaper long distance rates
#6 YOU REMEMBER WHEN GAS WAS LESS THAN $1
And you had to actually go inside the gas station to pay for it. You’re even older if you remember paying the gas station attendant, who washed your windshield for you while he put the fuel in your car.
#7 MOST MORNINGS YOU WAKE UP FEELING REALLY HUNGOVER
Your head is pounding. Your muscles and joints are aching. Your eyes are bleary and bloodshot. What did you drink last night? A warm glass of milk at bedtime.
#8 YOU PUT TWO SPACES AFTER A PERIOD
A sure sign that you learned to type on a typewriter. Your kids have never seen a typewriter… unless they’ve been in an antique shop recently.
#9 YOU SAFELY DRIVE WITH YOUR HANDS AT "TEN & TWO"
And if you get in a crash? You’ll break both forearms and sustain chemical burns from the airbag. Your driver’s ed teacher knew what he was talking about… back in the ‘80s, before most cars had airbags!
#10 YOU NOTICE THAT THE ROGAINE IS WORKING
You’re still pretty thin on top…but are you supposed to have that much hair growing out of your ears?
and yet another reason for feeling old ---
YOUR TEACHING THE BABY TO SAY YOUR NAME
Which is “Grandma" "Nana" or "PaPaw"
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A LITTLE "REMEMBER WHEN" HUMOR